Josh Freedman·Mar 4, 2025I, Chairman Mao’s Cultural Revolution, Would Like Some Credit for Your Attempt to Destroy the…Hey! Psst! Elon, Donald — over here! Fellas, it’s me, the Cultural Revolution. You know, the mass movement led by Chairman Mao that sent…
InSlackjawbyJosh Freedman·Oct 30, 2023Airbnb Reviews for Riverview Hospital East Wing Floor 2 Inpatient Ward BClean, friendly hosts, convenient in-room bathroom. At $11,500/night without insurance, though, it’s a bit pricey for what you get.A response icon1A response icon1
InSlackjawbyJosh Freedman·Aug 27, 2021Frequently Asked Questions About Your New Vegetable GardenHave you asked your plants whether they want more water, or are you just projecting your own feelings onto them?A response icon2A response icon2
InSlackjawbyJosh Freedman·Dec 28, 2020Hello To My New Georgia Neighbors!I’m moving to Georgia because I really want to live in Georgia, and not at all because there is a special election.A response icon3A response icon3
Josh Freedman·Dec 13, 2020Chinese Food for the Real Patriotic AmericanWhen France refused to support the US invasion of Iraq in 2003, Republicans in the House of Representatives changed “French fries” to…
Josh Freedman·Oct 1, 2018Should I Do My Laundry? A Game Theoretic ApproachThere comes a time in a man’s life when he faces a monumental choice: he has only one pair of clean underwear left, yet he desperately…
Josh Freedman·May 25, 2017As a Cheeto, I am Offended by the Frequent Comparisons to Donald TrumpIt has come to my attention that numerous commentators have disparagingly referred to President Donald Trump as a “flamin’-hot Cheeto.” As…A response icon1A response icon1
Josh Freedman·Jan 26, 2017Donald Trump Takes Credit for My RisottoEight years ago, my kitchen was bleak. My pantry was empty and my life felt like it was in shambles. I needed to be able to cook a dish…
Josh Freedman·Oct 31, 2016It Appears That I’ve Goofed on My Pronouns!Oh boy! This election season has gotten me all riled up about America. It sure has been a confusing and interesting time — so confusing, in…
Josh Freedman·May 5, 2016The Chinese Government Writes a 5-Year Plan for My Life“The 13th 5-Year Plan period is a decisive stage in comprehensively building a moderately prosperous society. We must conscientiously…A response icon1A response icon1
