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Chinese Food for the Real Patriotic AmericanWhen France refused to support the US invasion of Iraq in 2003, Republicans in the House of Representatives changed “French fries” to…Dec 13, 2020Dec 13, 2020
Should I Do My Laundry? A Game Theoretic ApproachThere comes a time in a man’s life when he faces a monumental choice: he has only one pair of clean underwear left, yet he desperately…Oct 1, 2018Oct 1, 2018
As a Cheeto, I am Offended by the Frequent Comparisons to Donald TrumpIt has come to my attention that numerous commentators have disparagingly referred to President Donald Trump as a “flamin’-hot Cheeto.” As…May 25, 20171May 25, 20171
Donald Trump Takes Credit for My RisottoEight years ago, my kitchen was bleak. My pantry was empty and my life felt like it was in shambles. I needed to be able to cook a dish…Jan 26, 2017Jan 26, 2017
It Appears That I’ve Goofed on My Pronouns!Oh boy! This election season has gotten me all riled up about America. It sure has been a confusing and interesting time — so confusing, in…Oct 31, 2016Oct 31, 2016
The Chinese Government Writes a 5-Year Plan for My Life“The 13th 5-Year Plan period is a decisive stage in comprehensively building a moderately prosperous society. We must conscientiously…May 5, 20161May 5, 20161
In Which I Launch a Righteous Crusade for Justice in the Wangfujing Apple Store, Beijing, ChinaIf you are a foreigner in China who speaks even the slightest bit of Chinese, the first three sentences of every conversation are…May 2, 20161May 2, 20161
